Thanksgiving is over people. Get back to work.
Missed most of yesterday's Bear game while trying to nail Raam with the torque bow and longshot (sounds dirty but it isn't), however I flipped to the game here and there. I did manage to catch pretty much every Bear turnover, including the last interception. I love how every pundit is screaming for Griese at this point.
The Internet Sure is Full of Stupid Shit- A lot of the stuff that gets posted here to BOTI is pretty mundane stuff that can be found pretty much anywhere. Product announcements, general news items, YouTube videos, etc can all be found elsewhere in the offline world. Technically such content isn't really 'BOTI' but more like "Shit The Editiors Think You'll Like". Sure there's a Flash game here and a Woot-off there, but rare is it that something truly exclusive to the Internet gets published. Really, it's a question of resources. Why dig for shit when so much low hanging fruit is there for the taking? Today dear readers you get some honest to goodness, for reals Best of the Internets: The Knuckle Tattoo Archive
- Keeping with the theme, here's probably the stupidest, ugliest nerd tattoo evah
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The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities. Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in. Malls, on the other hand, have parking lots, which are also dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in, but - here is the big difference - in mall parking lots, THERE ARE NO RULES. You're allowed to do anything. You can drive as fast as you want in any direction you want. I was once driving in a mall parking lot when my car was struck by a pickup truck being driven backward by a squat man with a tattoo that said Charlie on his forearm, who got out and explained to me, in great detail, why the accident was my fault, his reasoning being that he was violent and muscular, whereas I was neither. This kind of reasoning is legally valid in mall parking lots.
-Dave Barry, Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide