30 Rock is on tonight. You should definitely be watching that.
Like today's weather, the Internet sucks.

Girls3
Third time's a charm I guess
Moving Pictures
Fortune
Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair.
Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?