I ate McDonalds for lunch today. It was quite good but I don't know if I can live with the shame. The magical chemicals in their 'buffalo' sauce sure are tasty.
The Girl is hanging out with people who are not me tonight. I can't decide between going to see The 300 or just sitting on my ass and playing videogames all night. If only all of life's decisions were this difficult.
The front page picture of the jacked up Toureg (Taken by YT outside of the condo a couple of years ago) seems to have vanished. BOTI is now accepting submissions for home page image. Anyone sending anything that even resembles goatse will be flogged publicly. Winner will have their picture posted on the front page

Teevee
Friday Flash Fun
Boobies (ok, not really)
Fortune
Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
- Jim Halpert, The Office