One way to avoid the calories in salad dressing is to spill it all over your desk while trying to clean up the oily lettuce you dropped on your pants, but I wouldn't recommend it.
I Hate the 80's
- Two iconic 80's products are currently producing a decent amount of buzz and cultural zeitgeist like notoriety. One of them is Nike's Air Force 1. It's a basketball shoe, so I know nothing about it except that 'Air Force 1' is a pretty cool name for a basketball shoe. The other product is the pair of Oakley sunglasses for those of us too fashion conscious to actually wear Blades (douches, all of you): The Frogskin. I'll admit to having a couple of pairs of these back in the day (actually I think I still have a pair at my parent's house). I'll even admit to rocking the clear plastic frames with the iridescent orange lenses. Then again, I probably paired them with something like this. When are the mid 90's going to become retro cool? I still own some of my flannels from that era. Dipshit hipster irony without the mind bending prices.
Mindless Consumerism
Moving Pictures
Fortune
The more futuristic looking one's sunglasses, the more likely they are to be a hick
- Something I remember hearing somewhere that rang fairly true.