The Girl goes away on a business trip tomorrow. I've got the house to myself for the entire weekend. If you come over and I'm passed out on the floor covered in Cool-Whip and rabbit fur, well that's just par for the course.
Actually, I've got a list of projects a mile long. Sadly, none of them involve Cool-Whip. Yet.

Link-A-Palooza
Fortune (Yeah, it's back. For now):
"Hey, I want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41-A pulse rifle, 10 millimeter, with an over-and-under 30 millimeter pump action grenade launcher. Feel the weight." — Corporal Dwayne Hicks, United States Colonial Marine Corps