It's still technically Sunday as I post this, but since its Monday in the place that my brother is in - I figure its okay.
My actual collection. And Yes, I'm still single
Apparently this was a huge weekend for weddings. I was able to avoid them this weekend, but was in one last weekend (my brothers) and will be at one next weekend (my friend’s). Speaking of weddings, I guess my best man speech went over quite well at teh brother’s wedding, and that was probably due to the fact that I cut out some jokes at the last minute. So, in case you’re dying to know, here are the jokes that didn’t make it:
“Today isn’t the day I lose a brother, today is the day I lose my brother’s 401K”
“I’m not losing a brother today, I’m gaining something I’ve never head, a sister. And with the amount she’s been able to emasculate him, I feel like I’m gaining two!”
“I mean, I don’t want to say this guy was destructive, it a lot of ways he was your typical neighborhood kid…. If your neighborhood happened to be on the Gaza Strip.”
You’ve probably heard that a number of 7-11 stores across the country have been converted into Kwik-E-Marts as promotion for The Simpsons Movie. What’s cool is that they did it to my neighborhood 7-11 just a block away from me. What’s not so cool? The 45 minute wait to get inside. After they shut down my neighborhood grocery store, that 7-11’s been quite good to me (and I to it), so it kind of pisses me off when I see a line wrapped around the block just so that people can walk out with just a Slurpee (sorry, Squishee) when all I need is some damn toilet paper!
Much like big brother I now have a minion in the workplace. God, I feel old.
And to stick with the theme of BEST OF THE INTERNETS...
If there was one piece of entertainment on teh internets I feel I should enlighten people about it would be the Perry Bible Fellowship. Having nothing to do with religion, I would easily say the guy behind this comic strip has the potential to be the next Gary Larson (creator of the Far Side). My suggestion – start at the bottom and work your way up.
An oldie but a goodie – Most disturbing squirt gun. EVER.
The Angry Videogame Nerd amuses me. Maybe its because he's like my clone, and maybe its because he makes me feel less bad about sucking at videogames when I was younger. I'd say his review of Back to the Future is the funniest. You can tell he thinks he's hot shit in the later reviews.