My body's internal systems seem to be having an adverse reaction to the vastly inferior food of this North American continent. Without going into too much detail, let me just say that the effects of buffalo chicken tacos from Burrito Beach on a system used to mild carbs and cured pork products can be devastating.
I may be repeating myself here but BOTI World HQ has just deployed Office 2007. It seizes up my computer so badly I feel like I should shove my wallet into the DVD drive.