Someone needs to invent a cheaper alternative to eBay. eBay and PayPal fees ate $20 out of my ~$280 golf club sale. That's a pretty big percentage for what is essentially a hosting service. The only other viable option is rolling the dice with Craigslist and its perpetual lowballers. Boo.
I have $265 worth of quarters. What should I do with my newfound windfall?
Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults. Milhouse?
Milhouse: Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people --
Bart: Thank you.
Milhouse: -- under the supervision of the reverse vampires --
Lisa: [sighs]
Milhouse: -- are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...