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• The Internets Just Don't Like You That Way - Snap Together Edition

  Hey, it's Wednesday. The funniest pranks are always a little bit cruel. In this case they're a lot cruel. Actually this prank is full on evil . (video) I found this twelve minute LCD Soundsystem B-Side while dicking around on Pitchfork. Hop a... Posted Sep 12 2007, 03:44 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Flash Games, Gears of War, Hacking, LCD Soundsystem, Legos, Military, Music, Pinball, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Just Want A Tombstone - Live and Learn Edition

  We grilled pizzas for dinner tonight. Let me just say that grilling pizzas requires the ability to deftly control the temperature of the grill. Not such an easy thing to do with charcoal. We had four sections of Pillsbury pizza crust to work with. The... Posted Aug 14 2007, 09:50 PM by Pedro with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Bacon, Chicago, Family Guy, Flash, Games

• The Internets Consume Mass Quantities - Three Tines Edition

  Nothing of note happened this weekend. Well, I did do a shot of Goldschlager. That's something that a) I haven't done in about ten years and b) wasn't my fault. Let's just say that cinnamon schnapps are not the best chaser for a big buffalo... Posted Aug 06 2007, 04:32 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Chicago, Hot Chicks, Movies, Stuff to Buy, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Need A SKU - Old MDW Edition

  The Philadelphia airport is the worst place in the world. It took The Girl 30 minutes to get breakfast from Burger King. It's dirty and reminds me of Old Midway. PHL, I hate you. Sunday weddings? What's the point. I managed to grab this screenshot... Posted Jul 30 2007, 03:47 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Food, Politics, Television

• The Internets Go Ring Ring - Meth Rocket Edition

  Remember my telephony problems ? Yep, they're back. I initially thought that it was the alarm system that started the whole thing. Now I'm not so sure. After further extensive troubleshooting I think that I've isolated the problem to either... Posted Jun 19 2007, 02:00 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, BMW, Funny Videos, My Shit Is Broke, Simpsons, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Played Hang-On - Short Form Edition

  Client meeting looms. Time for minimum verbosity! As one of the families that had a Sega Master System instead of a NES back in the day, this work of art really speaks to me . Musings on Disney World Gay Unicorn Planet (video) This.. exists? The downfall... Posted May 15 2007, 01:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Funny Videos, Games, Strange Products

• The Internets Shot First - Schnell, Schnell Edition

  Being out of the office on a Monday really fucks up one's Tuesday. I guess, transitively at least, being out on a Tuesday could fuck up Wednesday and so on but I choose not to dwell on that for the moment. Other things that currently suck at the moment... Posted May 08 2007, 01:37 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Star Wars

• The Internets Would Never Forget You - Close Encounters Edition

  The Girl goes away on a business trip tomorrow. I've got the house to myself for the entire weekend. If you come over and I'm passed out on the floor covered in Cool-Whip and rabbit fur, well that's just par for the course. Actually, I've... Posted Apr 27 2007, 03:24 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Aliens, Art, Tech

• The Internets Are Depot Free - Bad Rap Edition

  I may have shit-talked the suburbs a bit yesterday, but one thing that I can't complain about is the customer service at the Bolingbrook Lowe's. Every CS person we dealt with knew where everything was in the store. Couple that with extensive knowledge... Posted Apr 24 2007, 03:04 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Funny Videos, Stupid Internet Shit

• Time Delayed Internets - Straight Ballin' Edition

  I'm actually at a client meeting right now. Really. I helped an old blind guy across the street yesterday on my way home from work. That's gotta be worth some points, right? Motor Vehicles It's a little too cutesy and I'll have to see... Posted Mar 20 2007, 01:00 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Autos, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Like Made Up Holidays - Margin of Error Edition

  Work is so boring that it hurts right now. Nothing much is going on with my new account and the old account is pretty much all wrapped up. Pretty much. The client seems to be devising new and interesting ways to revise the plans in small, yet fantastically... Posted Mar 05 2007, 02:06 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Flash, Hot Chicks, Sports

• The Internets Are Not A Bomb - Meatwad Edition

  Join me on a journey through these wondrous tubes, won't you? Tip: If you work on a desktop computer, try turning your keyboard upside down and shaking it for a while. You'll be quite amazed at what falls out of there. It's about as disgusting... Posted Feb 01 2007, 12:28 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Art, ATHF, Boston, Flash, Ghostbusters, Humor, Politics, Television

• The Internets are Choking. Help! - Dropping the Ball Edition

  Had a very slow weekend. Watched a lot of television. My mother would be so proud. Playing With Balls There's nothing quite like reenacting the end of your team's season in your pajamas . Who knows, maybe it's really Romo? Trade Shows There... Posted Jan 08 2007, 12:46 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Autos, Design Concepts, Funny Videos, Simpsons, Stupid Internet Shit, Tech

• The Internets Is Not An Ebay Whore - Spinning Wheels Edition

  I was planning on standing in line this morning outside of a Gamestop or EB in order to secure myself a Nintendo Wii on launch day but then I decided not to. It's fucking cold outside. That baseball game in Detroit is going to be a real treat tonight... Posted Oct 13 2006, 02:51 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Food, Humor

• Abstract Internets - Voyager Edition

  Didn't my client's know that today was supposed to be one of those nice quiet Fridays? Columbus Day is an honest to God holiday around these parts. No Post. Stuff Posted By Gizmodo Before I Could Get To It Sometimes links sit in the hopper for... Posted Oct 06 2006, 03:03 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Autos, Television