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• The Internets Miss You Baby - Cee Eye Aye Edition

  I know you miss me, but you know I'd never do anything to hurt you. Sure I might disappear for days at a time, but I always come back don't I? I know you're needy, but sometimes I just don't have a chance to get to you. It's painful... Posted Oct 11 2007, 01:33 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Conspiracy Theory, eBay, Faucets, Gadgets, Legos

• The Internets Just Are - Ants In The Pants Edition

  ZOMG! I'm bored and want to go home. Yesterday was the official second birthday of BOTI. Send money. Drmorley is shopping for a fun, family car under $30k. Help him out in the comments. New or used. Stick only. BOTI favorite Friday Night Lights premiers... Posted Oct 05 2007, 03:45 PM by Pedro with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Comics, Design, drmorley.net hosting, Politics, Toy Cars

• The Internets Are 50ccs of Injustice - Sticky Throttle Edition

  What happens when your faithful editor goes down south to a party at The Girl's brother's house? He drinks about five beers, ends up on a 50CC Honda and, after a few beers, promptly crashes it into said BiL's porch. Keep in mind the crash... Posted Sep 24 2007, 01:50 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Deals, Furniture, Gadgets, Podcasts, Simpsons, Television, Wire

• The Internets Are Methane Powered - Gas Alternative Edition

  The Girl brought home some sort of unspecified virus and it's not pretty. So far I've managed to stave off the effects with my sickness cocktail. I'm sure I've detailed this in the past but as cold season is approaching, it can't hurt... Posted Sep 18 2007, 01:24 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Chicago, Chicago Olympics, Hot Chicks, How To, I'm Sick, Kid Nation, Stupid Internet Shit, Survivor, Television

• The Internets Actually Post - NFL Roundup Edition

  Construction at BOTI's World HQ has finally been completed. That's good news. The bad news is that the new Big Bossman decided that he wanted to go to a more open air style workspace (It's very Web 1.0). Yep, that means no offices for anyone... Posted Sep 11 2007, 01:59 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, BMW, drmorley, Economist, Fall TV Season, Gawker, Junk Food, MTV, NFL, Teevee.org

• The Internets Are Depart Mental - Upcoming Hiatus Edition

  I am having a thoroughly uninteresting day. Attending the CHC v. MIL game later tonight. That should be interesting. Too bad I've got a 9am client meeting tomorrow. That could put a bit of a damper on things. For your safety, please avoid any wide... Posted Aug 28 2007, 04:29 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Audi RS4, Autos, Comcastards, Military, Police Blotter, Stupid Internet Shit, X-Files

• The Internets Don't Really Know What Clamato Is - Condoms & Candy Edition

  There's only one thing that you can do after eating at Lou Malnati's Pizza . Unfortunately, vomit is not on that list. I really just don't understand the whole obsession with Chicago style deep dish pizza. It's like getting a slab of somewhat... Posted Aug 21 2007, 08:01 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Bacon, Booze, Design, drugs, Flash Games

• The Internets Want WLOL On The Dial - Thousand Words Edition

  As may or may not have been noted yesterday (I'm too lazy to look), The Girl was out of town last night. I guess I've gotten used to the cohabitation thing rather quickly as I found it eerily silent around the house last night. And that was with... Posted Jul 27 2007, 01:10 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, drugs, Flickr, Gadgets, Media, Xbox 360

• The Internets Demand Your Finest Meats And Cheeses - Tank Full of Gas Edition

  I'm not sure I slept very well last night. I had a series of fairly odd dreams. Some of which involved losing my shoes (purple sneakers), parking illegally and a floating paintball range run by Armenians. I'm pretty sure the last thing was prompted... Posted Jul 23 2007, 04:12 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Advertising, Autos, Bacon, Marriage, Media, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Are Lagging - Transatlantic Edition

  I am back and my brain consistency is similar to a low quality gelatin product. I would rather lick the floor of the Roma Termini than dig through the virtual pile of emails sitting in my inbox. So I write. Italy was amazing. Pictures and full verbosity... Posted Jul 17 2007, 02:42 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Bacon, Italy, Wire

• The Internets Just Aren't Feeling It - Poopcicles Edition

  Last night The Girl was shocked (Shocked!) to hear that MLB allowed player trades mid season. I think she had a crush on on MB. I have nothing of interest today. Pickle popsicles ? Sounds like porn. Surprisingly enough, that link is SFW and not porn One... Posted Jun 22 2007, 03:43 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Kate Beckinsale, Strange Products, The office

• The Internets Lost Its Shit - I Am Pedro's Colon Edition

  I sold the couch to the first guy that emailed me yesterday. Sometimes Craigslist rules. Not a single person has emailed about the chairs. Sometimes Craigslist sucks. What should have been a fifteen minute jaunt to Joanne Fabrics (Girl) and Gamestop ... Posted Jun 21 2007, 03:40 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: 30 Rock, Autos, Bacon, Food, Funny Videos, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Not of Fading Relevance - We Build Excitement Edition

  It's kinda hot outside. How To Destroy A Brand The Truth about cars has a fantastic series that describes, brand by brand, the ultimate downfall of GM. Did you know that the original brand vision for Cadillac was that of a rival to Bently or Rolls... Posted May 30 2007, 03:31 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Bacon, economics, Music, Sports

• The Internets Like To Rub It - Can the People On TV See Me Or Am I Just Paranoid Edition

  Over the past three days I have spent over two hours on the phone with DirecTV. I now hate them. Some background: At my previous residence basic DirecTV was provided as part of the buildng's monthly assessment. I paid a separate DTV bill for Tivo... Posted May 17 2007, 03:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Apple, Autos, Chicago, Companies I Hate, Hot Chicks, Politics, Sports, Television

• The Internets Don't Feel So Hot - Rubber Nipple Edition

  Can anyone give me a good reason why I shouldn't buy this Sony SRXD TV ? Really. I need some advice here. Besides the part where I hate Sony. I'm letting that one slide this time. I have a headache. Across The Pond This looks like a pretty good... Posted Apr 25 2007, 01:49 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Sony, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit