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• The Internets Take A Vacation - Saving Throw Edtion

  Out of the office tomorrow and Friday. Going to a golf clinic tomorrow. It's going to be the first time I pick up a club this year. It could will be ugly. Going to get my nerd on at Wizard World Chicago on Friday. Roll for initiative! I get shitty... Posted Jun 25 2008, 03:30 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: 80s Songs, Audi RS4, BMW, I Get Shitty Mail, Magazines, MGMT, Music, Wire, Wizard World Chicago

• The Internets Actually Post - NFL Roundup Edition

  Construction at BOTI's World HQ has finally been completed. That's good news. The bad news is that the new Big Bossman decided that he wanted to go to a more open air style workspace (It's very Web 1.0). Yep, that means no offices for anyone... Posted Sep 11 2007, 01:59 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, BMW, drmorley, Economist, Fall TV Season, Gawker, Junk Food, MTV, NFL, Teevee.org

• The Internets Give Up - Seventy Five and Alive Edition

  We're moving slowly toward zero hour with the wedding. Last night I suggested to The Girl that we blow it all off and just elope. She seemed game but didn't want to eat all of the deposits that we've put down. Fair enough I guess. I attempted... Posted Jun 20 2007, 03:45 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Arrested Development, Baby, BMW, Craigslist, Hot Chicks, Television

• The Internets Go Ring Ring - Meth Rocket Edition

  Remember my telephony problems ? Yep, they're back. I initially thought that it was the alarm system that started the whole thing. Now I'm not so sure. After further extensive troubleshooting I think that I've isolated the problem to either... Posted Jun 19 2007, 02:00 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, BMW, Funny Videos, My Shit Is Broke, Simpsons, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are the Eyes of the World - Stokke Up Edition

  Our wedding band knows about fifteen Grateful Dead songs. Anyone up for a thirty minute Help->Slip->Franklin's suite? The batch of summer interns started today at BOTI World HQ. There's nothing like fresh faced college students to make one... Posted Jun 05 2007, 01:20 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Aliens, BMW, Hot Chicks, Music, Stupid Internet Shit, Wire

• The Internets Tasted Better Going Down - FCK TXT Edition

  God damn web based text editor just ate the fucking post. Mother bitch. I was wondering what the thrid thing to go wrong today was going to be. First I woke up to an unpleasant rumble in my stomach. Apparently something I ate last night is at war with... Posted Mar 07 2007, 01:45 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: BMW, Funny, Games, Legos, Music

• The Internets Are Feeling Blu - Ray of Light Edition

  I partied like a rockstar on Saturday night (up till 3a) and my body is still paying for it. I can no longer hang. This saddens me. Deal Time Both of these deals are offered by companies that are officially endorsed by Pedro as "Companies I Love"... Posted Mar 06 2007, 12:56 PM by Pedro with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: BMW, Companies I Hate, Companies I Love, Deals, Funny

• The Internets Enjoy Breakfast Pastries - MMM.... Donuts Edition

  Last night after work I had to go out and run a couple of errands. It was nothing that could be considered even remotely exciting, just a quick Target/Grocery run. (Aside: Target sells beer now. Including local Microbrews. That’s just disconcerting... Posted Feb 07 2007, 01:15 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: BMW, Chicago, Chicago Auto Show, Stupid Internet Shit, The Police

• The Internets Are A Funky QB - Bears in 4 Edition

  Mixing Chinese food is like mixing beer and liquor. Tasty going down (boilermaker!) but in the end it makes the tummy hurt. The Mongolians are at war with the Kung-Paos in my stomach. Hey! Football! Apparently there's a football game on this Sunday... Posted Feb 02 2007, 01:09 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: BMW, Food, Funny Videos, Humor, Simpsons, Sports, Star Wars, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets in a Bizarre Love Triangle - Pocket Rocket Edition

  Apologies for missing the post yesterday. Work decided to interrupt happy fun Internet time with one of the most convoluted plan revisions I've ever gone through. It's still not quite done, but the powers that be aren't around and I only want... Posted Jan 18 2007, 12:44 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: BMW, Games, Tech, Television

• Internets At Maximum Verbosity! - Hail to the King Edition

  So there's some sort of hot shot HR IT consultant type guy that they just put in the cube across from my office. He won't shut the fuck up about Workflows and he's really loud and our head IT tool is fawning all over him like he's Kurt... Posted Jan 10 2007, 01:10 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, BMW, Chicago, drmorley, eBay, Funny Videos, Humor, Politics, Sports, Star Wars, Stupid Internet Shit, Tech

• It's the Year of the Internets - Welcome the '07 Edition

  Happy new year everyone. I trust that all had a wonderful NYE surrounded by Penthouse models, bottles of Dom and Scarface like piles of coke. Either that or you were tending to screaming children (or getting ready to deliver said screaming children).... Posted Jan 02 2007, 01:37 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, BMW, Chicago, Star Wars

• A Pitcher of Internets - Tweezer Edition

  In a fit of productivity (and boredom) I decided to clean out one of my closets. The big one with that serves as kind of a catch-all for the random crap that I accumulate. I found a piece of gelt (chocolate coin) from the 1995 Phish Halloween show at... Posted Dec 15 2006, 01:15 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, BMW, BSG, Chicago, eBay, Humor, Music, Sports, Tech, Television

• Internets In Crisis - Sinking Ship Edition

  Perhaps its the ten degree weather talking, but I have to throw a shout out to Smartwool . Their stuff is somewhat pricey (especially the underlayers), but damn if they don't just work. One of their midweight tees and a simple shell jacket are enough... Posted Dec 05 2006, 01:10 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, BMW, Companies I Love, Games, Stupid Internet Shit, Television, Xmas

• The Internets are Guilty of IP Theft - Twins Edition

  I forgot to mention this, but I saw the new BMW 3er coupe on the road the other day. It was a 328xi of all things. I had no idea that they were dropping the 4wd drivetrain in the coup-ay. Are there any other 4wd coupes out there? No, the Subaru SVX doesn't... Posted Dec 01 2006, 01:52 PM by Pedro with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, BMW, BSG, Food, Funny Videos, Simpsons, Television