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• The Internets Are Salt Cured - Shopping Kart Edition

  There's a game out for the Wii called Ninjabread Man . Horrible game, awesome name. Went to the dentist yesterday. Had a cavity. Dentist said it was because I had braces and the old cements they used sucked (I am paraphrasing). Really? I got my braces... Posted Feb 28 2008, 03:33 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, Bacon is beautiful, swine, the candy of meats

• The Internets Are Two Years Old - I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Edition

  I found myself flipping channels last night after I got bored with the Giants/Eagles game. Usually it's fun to watch the younger Manning get sacked (the looks of sheer terror the youngster gives before he goes down are priceless. Actually he always... Posted Oct 01 2007, 02:38 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Advertising, Bacon, Best of Tehblogs, Chicago Best Of, Meat on a Stick, Star Wars, Television, Urban Planning

• The Internets Don't Really Know What Clamato Is - Condoms & Candy Edition

  There's only one thing that you can do after eating at Lou Malnati's Pizza . Unfortunately, vomit is not on that list. I really just don't understand the whole obsession with Chicago style deep dish pizza. It's like getting a slab of somewhat... Posted Aug 21 2007, 08:01 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Bacon, Booze, Design, drugs, Flash Games

• The Internets Just Want A Tombstone - Live and Learn Edition

  We grilled pizzas for dinner tonight. Let me just say that grilling pizzas requires the ability to deftly control the temperature of the grill. Not such an easy thing to do with charcoal. We had four sections of Pillsbury pizza crust to work with. The... Posted Aug 14 2007, 09:50 PM by Pedro with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Bacon, Chicago, Family Guy, Flash, Games

• The Internets Are Gonna Get Wet - The Cougher Edition

  Holy fuck is it raining outside. I sure am happy that I rode my bike in this morning. Khhaaaaaaan! Girl and I went to see the Bourne movie last night. I don't want to get too spoilerey here, but the begininng was kind of WTF? The Girl and I have been... Posted Aug 08 2007, 04:50 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, Military, Sports, Television, Vista

• The Internets Do Work In Advertising - Gots To Get Paid Edition

  I'm currently on a conference call where people are yelling at each other regarding music licensing. Awesome. Note that if you're not logged into the site you'll see some Google AdSense ads here and there. Click on them. But only if you're... Posted Aug 07 2007, 04:21 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Advertising, Bacon, Bush Administration Idiocy, Chicago, Flash, Flickr, Gadgets, Games, Google Adsense, Marketing, Movies, Politics

• The Internets Are Fucking Lazy - Long Lunch Edition

  I went to see the Simpsons Movie at lunch. If you're a fan that has incorporated quotes into your everyday speech patterns, then it's definitely a must see. If you're more of a causal fan then you might want to wait for the DVD. Minor Spoiler... Posted Aug 03 2007, 02:55 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bacon, Funny Videos, Politics, Simpsons, Sports

• The Internets Demand Your Finest Meats And Cheeses - Tank Full of Gas Edition

  I'm not sure I slept very well last night. I had a series of fairly odd dreams. Some of which involved losing my shoes (purple sneakers), parking illegally and a floating paintball range run by Armenians. I'm pretty sure the last thing was prompted... Posted Jul 23 2007, 04:12 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Advertising, Autos, Bacon, Marriage, Media, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Are Robodosing - Class A Edition

  Friday afternoon and BOTI World HQ is a ghost town. I'd love nothing more than to pop open a couple of beers and watch the Cubs' game on the lobby TV. I like my career too much to do that though. Maybe I'll just go 'run an errand'... Posted Jul 20 2007, 02:54 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Apple, Bacon, Booze, Europe, Gadgets, Military, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Lagging - Transatlantic Edition

  I am back and my brain consistency is similar to a low quality gelatin product. I would rather lick the floor of the Roma Termini than dig through the virtual pile of emails sitting in my inbox. So I write. Italy was amazing. Pictures and full verbosity... Posted Jul 17 2007, 02:42 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Bacon, Italy, Wire

• The Internets Lost Its Shit - I Am Pedro's Colon Edition

  I sold the couch to the first guy that emailed me yesterday. Sometimes Craigslist rules. Not a single person has emailed about the chairs. Sometimes Craigslist sucks. What should have been a fifteen minute jaunt to Joanne Fabrics (Girl) and Gamestop ... Posted Jun 21 2007, 03:40 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: 30 Rock, Autos, Bacon, Food, Funny Videos, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Feeling Better, Thanks - Algebra 2 Edition

  Sorry for not posting yesterday. The reason can be described with simple math: ((Old Style * 5) + (Bud Light * 2) + (Nachos*Jalepaneos^2) + (Dog / (Onions+Sport Peppers + Mustard)))/ Cubs Game = (Ass Poison + Lethargy) The Cubs got rid of the banana peppers... Posted Jun 15 2007, 02:43 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, Best of Tehblogs, Chicago, eBay, Odd Sodas, Science, St. Louis

• The Internets Are Not of Fading Relevance - We Build Excitement Edition

  It's kinda hot outside. How To Destroy A Brand The Truth about cars has a fantastic series that describes, brand by brand, the ultimate downfall of GM. Did you know that the original brand vision for Cadillac was that of a rival to Bently or Rolls... Posted May 30 2007, 03:31 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Bacon, economics, Music, Sports

• The Internets Like the Teevee on the Deeveedee - Meat and Cheese Edition

  The long weekend was, well, long and getting back into the swing of things is difficult. I also blame the pepperoni and cheese calzone that I had for lunch for my lethargy. May sweeps is over and I need suggestions for summer viewing. The Girl and I just... Posted May 29 2007, 02:05 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, Food, Gallery

• The Internets Have One Brewing - I Need One Of Those Edition

  Wednesday, 9p - Still no word. If I ever meet this guy I'm going to kick him in the nuts. Upper decker anyone? No. No you can't get an 'amen'. Do you want me to get fired? Do you? Really? That'd make you real happy, wouldn't it... Posted Apr 11 2007, 09:25 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, I Hate Moving, Stupid Internet Shit, Television