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• The Internets Are 9-2-5 - Freeride Edition

  I got a new ride yesterday . In a fit of jealously my other road bike's rear tire spontaneously went flat last night (true story). TV Tonight: Premiers of a bunch of dogshit . The sole exception being The CW's Reaper . Said to be the best new... Posted Sep 25 2007, 02:35 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bikes, Companies I Hate, Cubs, Fall TV Season, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Have No Use For Your Delicious Spongecake - I Wouldn't Eat That Edition

  I'm flying from MDW -> PHL on Friday evening so I can be arm candy for The Girl at one of her work functions. Sunday I've got to wake up at 5am to catch a flight home so we can go to a wedding that afternoon. Woo. Sunday wedding. I can't... Posted Jul 25 2007, 03:01 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Bubbling - Easing In Edition

  My body's internal systems seem to be having an adverse reaction to the vastly inferior food of this North American continent. Without going into too much detail, let me just say that the effects of buffalo chicken tacos from Burrito Beach on a system... Posted Jul 18 2007, 03:32 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Cartoons, Companies I Hate, eBay, Europe, Politics

• The Internets Just Aren't Feeling It - Poopcicles Edition

  Last night The Girl was shocked (Shocked!) to hear that MLB allowed player trades mid season. I think she had a crush on on MB. I have nothing of interest today. Pickle popsicles ? Sounds like porn. Surprisingly enough, that link is SFW and not porn One... Posted Jun 22 2007, 03:43 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Kate Beckinsale, Strange Products, The office

• The Internets Are Freaking The Hell Out - Fill My Heart With Tivo Edition

  Wedding is t-minus three weeks and I'm starting to FREAK THE FUCK OUT. There are so many last minute details to work out. Of course had we been on our game they would have been taken care of long ago. Many readers already know that I will be gone... Posted Jun 07 2007, 03:43 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, math, Television

• The Internets Could Really Use a Nap - Open Position Edition

  I drank way too much this weekend. It was nice to see Big Liquid Guy come out to play though. Despite being exhausted yesterday, I couldn't really sleep last night. I couldn't even manage to fall asleep watching the Cubs (The NASCAR race, my preferred... Posted Jun 04 2007, 12:53 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Design Concepts, Hot Chicks

• The Internets Demand Satisfaction - HD DVR DOA Edition

  Regarding the other day's post: I already said I was a big puss. I finally got my DirecTV installed over the weekend. Funny to think that I was actually getting used to watching programs over the air. There's one problem though: The DirecTV HDDVR... Posted May 23 2007, 02:30 PM by Pedro with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Xbox 360

• The Internets Like To Rub It - Can the People On TV See Me Or Am I Just Paranoid Edition

  Over the past three days I have spent over two hours on the phone with DirecTV. I now hate them. Some background: At my previous residence basic DirecTV was provided as part of the buildng's monthly assessment. I paid a separate DTV bill for Tivo... Posted May 17 2007, 03:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Apple, Autos, Chicago, Companies I Hate, Hot Chicks, Politics, Sports, Television

• The Internets Don't Feel So Hot - Rubber Nipple Edition

  Can anyone give me a good reason why I shouldn't buy this Sony SRXD TV ? Really. I need some advice here. Besides the part where I hate Sony. I'm letting that one slide this time. I have a headache. Across The Pond This looks like a pretty good... Posted Apr 25 2007, 01:49 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Sony, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Hate Walmart - Waiting Edition

  As mentioned previously, my Xbox 360 went tits up last week. Again. Thankfully MSFT is going to fix it under warranty. However, it's approaching a year since I purchased the system so it's about to go out of warranty. So the next time the box... Posted Apr 02 2007, 01:30 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Chicago, Companies I Hate, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Refuse To Go 1337 - Ring of Red Edition

  My beloved Xbox 360 has once again been smitten by the Red Ring of Death. Could it be that an operative from MSFT's consumer propaganda division came upon my musings the other day and decided to unleash their virtroil upon my off-white obleisk? Sure... Posted Mar 30 2007, 01:50 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Companies I Hate

• The Intenets Can't Program A VCR - 12:00 Edition

  This whole early daylight savings time thing is still fucking with me. In my AV rack I've still got an old SVHS hooked up. It's still there because it makes it look less empty and I like knowing what time it is when I watch TV. The device is a... Posted Mar 22 2007, 01:16 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Funny, Stupid Internet Shit, Woot

• The Internets Are Feeling Blu - Ray of Light Edition

  I partied like a rockstar on Saturday night (up till 3a) and my body is still paying for it. I can no longer hang. This saddens me. Deal Time Both of these deals are offered by companies that are officially endorsed by Pedro as "Companies I Love"... Posted Mar 06 2007, 12:56 PM by Pedro with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: BMW, Companies I Hate, Companies I Love, Deals, Funny

• Vista Hates The Internets - Saturday Morning Edition

  Installed Vista last night. Maybe I fear change, but I'm not quite digging it yet. It feels like I just installed a skin over XP that's incompatible with a bunch of my software. Plus the training wheels ("you clicked on a control panel icon... Posted Jan 27 2007, 08:54 AM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Companies I Hate, Deals, Food, Green, Legos, Sony, Vista, Windows Software

• The Internets Have Certain Peeves - Ass Hair Edition

  An open letter to the other men in my office: I quit smoking awhile back. The only think that I miss is the mid morning and mid afternoon smoke break. Small pleasures at best, but what's life without the small pleasures? Now my smoke breaks have been... Posted Jan 12 2007, 01:09 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Companies I Hate, Funny Videos, Music, Philosophy, Sony, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit