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• The Internets Are Holding - Bioshocker Edition

  I'm currently on hold with Tivo. Five minute wait time my ass. We're at 8 10 15 minutes and counting right now. Those bitches sure don't make it easy to cancel. The hold message just told me that if the Beatles were still around there would... Posted Sep 07 2007, 01:52 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bioshock, Food, Funny Videos, G.I. Joe, Military, Salon.com, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are The Best Internets Ever? - No. No, Not Really Edition

  Monday. Why always Monday? I've got nothing. Nothing to say. I need to get all the locks in my house rekeyed. That's gotta be expensive. No one lost their keys. I just got a crappy set made and they tore up the inside of the locks. God damn it... Posted Aug 20 2007, 08:32 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Design, Funny Videos, Snipers, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Are Kind Of Sleepy - Late Night With Pedro Edition

  Late one tonight. Down on the farm tomorrow so another late/no post day. It's a tehblogs.com video special. I don't really feel like reading (or writing tonight) Trailer for a movie about real live crazy people Taco Bell tacos have definitely... Posted Aug 15 2007, 10:59 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Consumerist, DirecTV, Food, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Movies

• The Internets Vote Early and Often - Department of Edition

  I just realized that now all of the wedding hullabaloo and its assorted nonsense is over, my weekends are surprisingly free. As an example, here's everything I need to get done this weekend: {This space intentionally left blank} Don't get me wrong... Posted Aug 09 2007, 04:45 PM by Pedro with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Apple, Design Concepts, Funny Videos, Golf, Military, Movies, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Fucking Lazy - Long Lunch Edition

  I went to see the Simpsons Movie at lunch. If you're a fan that has incorporated quotes into your everyday speech patterns, then it's definitely a must see. If you're more of a causal fan then you might want to wait for the DVD. Minor Spoiler... Posted Aug 03 2007, 02:55 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bacon, Funny Videos, Politics, Simpsons, Sports

• The Internets Are All Up In My Grill - G4TV Edition

  Go Cubs . Thank you for validating all of my time on the couch. This month at least. Is anyone else as unexcited about Kerry Wood's return as I am? Going to the game on Saturday with The Girl and another couple. 2:55p start. Things could get ugly... Posted Aug 02 2007, 02:13 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Military, Movies, Politics, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Have No Use For Your Delicious Spongecake - I Wouldn't Eat That Edition

  I'm flying from MDW -> PHL on Friday evening so I can be arm candy for The Girl at one of her work functions. Sunday I've got to wake up at 5am to catch a flight home so we can go to a wedding that afternoon. Woo. Sunday wedding. I can't... Posted Jul 25 2007, 03:01 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Get Packing - Amy Jacobson Edition

  (Stupid editor ate my post so I try again) My trip to Italy was great mainly because it gives me a lot to talk about here. Today, packing tips! Mainly on how to reduce the weight of your luggage. Things you can't live without: Laptop - This should... Posted Jul 19 2007, 04:52 PM by Pedro with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Europe, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Just Aren't Feeling It - Poopcicles Edition

  Last night The Girl was shocked (Shocked!) to hear that MLB allowed player trades mid season. I think she had a crush on on MB. I have nothing of interest today. Pickle popsicles ? Sounds like porn. Surprisingly enough, that link is SFW and not porn One... Posted Jun 22 2007, 03:43 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Kate Beckinsale, Strange Products, The office

• The Internets Lost Its Shit - I Am Pedro's Colon Edition

  I sold the couch to the first guy that emailed me yesterday. Sometimes Craigslist rules. Not a single person has emailed about the chairs. Sometimes Craigslist sucks. What should have been a fifteen minute jaunt to Joanne Fabrics (Girl) and Gamestop ... Posted Jun 21 2007, 03:40 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: 30 Rock, Autos, Bacon, Food, Funny Videos, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Go Ring Ring - Meth Rocket Edition

  Remember my telephony problems ? Yep, they're back. I initially thought that it was the alarm system that started the whole thing. Now I'm not so sure. After further extensive troubleshooting I think that I've isolated the problem to either... Posted Jun 19 2007, 02:00 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, BMW, Funny Videos, My Shit Is Broke, Simpsons, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Keyed In - Return of the JPEG Edition

  I knew the wedding plans were going way to smoothly. The lock to our garage broke yesterday. We were literally locked out of the garage for about three hours before we finally picked the lock. I was setting up to drill through the lock when The Girl somehow... Posted Jun 13 2007, 02:44 PM by Pedro with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Design Concepts, Food, Funny Videos, Obits, Odd Sodas, Science

• The Internets Have The Fever - Pac Man Edition

  Notes from the weekend. Now in bullet point form!: Knocked Up is very, very funny. Usually the wheels come off of such movies about 45 minutes in. KU is solid for its entire running time (save for the Fantasy baseball scene. Maybe.) It is very hard to... Posted Jun 11 2007, 04:46 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: DSL, Funny Videos, Games, Movies, Star Wars

• The Internets Hate People - My Morning Zen Edition

  My boss is in New York this week for the upfronts and I have blissfully nothing to do at work so I decided to roll into work a bit later than usual. So I roll onto the bus with Sound Opions in the headphones and Puzzle Quest in hand fully expecting thirty... Posted May 16 2007, 03:03 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Friday Night Lights, Funny Videos, How I Met Your Mother, Lost, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Played Hang-On - Short Form Edition

  Client meeting looms. Time for minimum verbosity! As one of the families that had a Sega Master System instead of a NES back in the day, this work of art really speaks to me . Musings on Disney World Gay Unicorn Planet (video) This.. exists? The downfall... Posted May 15 2007, 01:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Funny Videos, Games, Strange Products