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• The Internets Are Randomly Accessed - 184 Pin Edition

  As I write this the Cubs are attempting to snatch defeat from jaws of victory in this afternoon's opener against the Pirates. I do believe that they're trying to give everyone in the city an ulser. I bought the wrong RAM. What a pain in the ass... Posted Sep 21 2007, 03:29 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Baseball, Cubs, Hot Chicks, Military, Pink Box

• The Internets Are Methane Powered - Gas Alternative Edition

  The Girl brought home some sort of unspecified virus and it's not pretty. So far I've managed to stave off the effects with my sickness cocktail. I'm sure I've detailed this in the past but as cold season is approaching, it can't hurt... Posted Sep 18 2007, 01:24 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Chicago, Chicago Olympics, Hot Chicks, How To, I'm Sick, Kid Nation, Stupid Internet Shit, Survivor, Television

• The Internets Are All Gooey - Dump Edition

  My brain has turned into some kind of goo that's currently oozing out of my ears. At least I think that it's my brain. At this point, I don't really want to know. I don't really have stuff oozing out of my ears. This weekend involved a... Posted Sep 04 2007, 12:52 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Beer, C-Class, Hot Chicks, Ironic Web Pages, Maps, Video Games

• The Internets Are Food Critical - Black and Bluebird Edition

  Holy crap did I have a busy weekend. Friday night The Girl and I dined at Bucktown newbie Bluebird. Don't let Chicagoist's review fool you. It' sucked. Service was ass, the food was mediocre at best and the seats were designed for anorexic... Posted Aug 27 2007, 03:32 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bluebird Bistro, Chicago, DirecTV, Food, Hot Chicks, Humor, Restaurants, Television

• The Internets Are Kind Of Sleepy - Late Night With Pedro Edition

  Late one tonight. Down on the farm tomorrow so another late/no post day. It's a tehblogs.com video special. I don't really feel like reading (or writing tonight) Trailer for a movie about real live crazy people Taco Bell tacos have definitely... Posted Aug 15 2007, 10:59 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Consumerist, DirecTV, Food, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Movies

• The Internets Need A Red Cape - This! Is! Huron! Edition

  Moving from an apartment to a house is quite an experience. One, everything that goes wrong is on you an there's no Magic Condo Board to fix the problem (See my phones. That I actually fixed this weekend. By myself.). Two, there's a layer of security... Posted Aug 13 2007, 08:40 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bush Administration Idiocy, Flickr, Freaks & Geeks, Hot Chicks, Legos, Lollapalooza, My Shit Is Broke, Politics, Star Wars, Transformers

• The Internets Consume Mass Quantities - Three Tines Edition

  Nothing of note happened this weekend. Well, I did do a shot of Goldschlager. That's something that a) I haven't done in about ten years and b) wasn't my fault. Let's just say that cinnamon schnapps are not the best chaser for a big buffalo... Posted Aug 06 2007, 04:32 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Art, Chicago, Hot Chicks, Movies, Stuff to Buy, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are All Up In My Grill - G4TV Edition

  Go Cubs . Thank you for validating all of my time on the couch. This month at least. Is anyone else as unexcited about Kerry Wood's return as I am? Going to the game on Saturday with The Girl and another couple. 2:55p start. Things could get ugly... Posted Aug 02 2007, 02:13 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Military, Movies, Politics, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets' Moments of Zen - Two In One Edition

  The Girl might get to go to Australia for work. I have to go to Bloomington and she gets to go to Sydney. There's no justice. I usually watch some old shows on DVD as my Late Night Zen before I go to bed. Helps mellow the brain after gaming for a... Posted Jul 31 2007, 03:47 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Food, Hot Chicks, Military, NSFW, Odd Sodas, Politics, Science, Strange Products, Television, Travel

• The Internets Have No Use For Your Delicious Spongecake - I Wouldn't Eat That Edition

  I'm flying from MDW -> PHL on Friday evening so I can be arm candy for The Girl at one of her work functions. Sunday I've got to wake up at 5am to catch a flight home so we can go to a wedding that afternoon. Woo. Sunday wedding. I can't... Posted Jul 25 2007, 03:01 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Get Packing - Amy Jacobson Edition

  (Stupid editor ate my post so I try again) My trip to Italy was great mainly because it gives me a lot to talk about here. Today, packing tips! Mainly on how to reduce the weight of your luggage. Things you can't live without: Laptop - This should... Posted Jul 19 2007, 04:52 PM by Pedro with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Europe, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Give Up - Seventy Five and Alive Edition

  We're moving slowly toward zero hour with the wedding. Last night I suggested to The Girl that we blow it all off and just elope. She seemed game but didn't want to eat all of the deposits that we've put down. Fair enough I guess. I attempted... Posted Jun 20 2007, 03:45 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Arrested Development, Baby, BMW, Craigslist, Hot Chicks, Television

• The Internets Are the Eyes of the World - Stokke Up Edition

  Our wedding band knows about fifteen Grateful Dead songs. Anyone up for a thirty minute Help->Slip->Franklin's suite? The batch of summer interns started today at BOTI World HQ. There's nothing like fresh faced college students to make one... Posted Jun 05 2007, 01:20 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Aliens, BMW, Hot Chicks, Music, Stupid Internet Shit, Wire

• The Internets Could Really Use a Nap - Open Position Edition

  I drank way too much this weekend. It was nice to see Big Liquid Guy come out to play though. Despite being exhausted yesterday, I couldn't really sleep last night. I couldn't even manage to fall asleep watching the Cubs (The NASCAR race, my preferred... Posted Jun 04 2007, 12:53 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Design Concepts, Hot Chicks

• The Internets Demand Satisfaction - HD DVR DOA Edition

  Regarding the other day's post: I already said I was a big puss. I finally got my DirecTV installed over the weekend. Funny to think that I was actually getting used to watching programs over the air. There's one problem though: The DirecTV HDDVR... Posted May 23 2007, 02:30 PM by Pedro with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Xbox 360