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• The Internets Are Food Critical - Black and Bluebird Edition

  Holy crap did I have a busy weekend. Friday night The Girl and I dined at Bucktown newbie Bluebird. Don't let Chicagoist's review fool you. It' sucked. Service was ass, the food was mediocre at best and the seats were designed for anorexic... Posted Aug 27 2007, 03:32 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bluebird Bistro, Chicago, DirecTV, Food, Hot Chicks, Humor, Restaurants, Television

• The Internets Pour One Out - Shopping Edition

  While combing the aisles of Jewel for Father's Day related BBQ foodstuffs, I stumbled upon a sixer of Miller Chill . By all accounts i t should have been terrible . It wasn't. It isn't 'real beer' by any stretch of the imagination... Posted Jun 18 2007, 03:20 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Beer, Companies I Love, Humor, Sopranos, TV

• The Internets Can Detect Metal - Sorkin Free Eiditon

  The Internets at BOTI World HQ went tits up on Friday, ergo no post. Normally this wouldn't be that big of a deal as I could then actually get some work done. However that morning I got my new assignment at work. I will now be working for a large... Posted Feb 26 2007, 01:28 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Games, Gas Prices, Humor

• The Internets Are A Funky QB - Bears in 4 Edition

  Mixing Chinese food is like mixing beer and liquor. Tasty going down (boilermaker!) but in the end it makes the tummy hurt. The Mongolians are at war with the Kung-Paos in my stomach. Hey! Football! Apparently there's a football game on this Sunday... Posted Feb 02 2007, 01:09 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: BMW, Food, Funny Videos, Humor, Simpsons, Sports, Star Wars, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Not A Bomb - Meatwad Edition

  Join me on a journey through these wondrous tubes, won't you? Tip: If you work on a desktop computer, try turning your keyboard upside down and shaking it for a while. You'll be quite amazed at what falls out of there. It's about as disgusting... Posted Feb 01 2007, 12:28 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Art, ATHF, Boston, Flash, Ghostbusters, Humor, Politics, Television

• Internets in Low Def - Sam Fisher Edition

  Back from an accidental hiatus. Didja miss me? Got some great feedback on teh site the other evening. TB.com readers are the shit. And not in that bad, stinky way. And not in a Studio 60 way either. Man, that show has really started to suck about twelve... Posted Jan 31 2007, 11:55 AM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Food, Humor, Television

• Internets At Maximum Verbosity! - Hail to the King Edition

  So there's some sort of hot shot HR IT consultant type guy that they just put in the cube across from my office. He won't shut the fuck up about Workflows and he's really loud and our head IT tool is fawning all over him like he's Kurt... Posted Jan 10 2007, 01:10 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, BMW, Chicago, drmorley, eBay, Funny Videos, Humor, Politics, Sports, Star Wars, Stupid Internet Shit, Tech

• A Pitcher of Internets - Tweezer Edition

  In a fit of productivity (and boredom) I decided to clean out one of my closets. The big one with that serves as kind of a catch-all for the random crap that I accumulate. I found a piece of gelt (chocolate coin) from the 1995 Phish Halloween show at... Posted Dec 15 2006, 01:15 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, BMW, BSG, Chicago, eBay, Humor, Music, Sports, Tech, Television

• The Ultimate Internets - Pants Off Edition

  Welcome back True Believers. Kicking around for a week with pretty much nothing to do is a challenge. After a while, the project list gets down to the 'I really don't wanna do that' stuff. That's where the Internet and video games come... Posted Dec 13 2006, 01:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Funny Videos, How I Met Your Mother, Humor, Simpsons, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets... Ooohh Bubbles - Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Edition

  Yesterday's absence was... unanticipated. Client shot down five days of work in a matter of minutes and expected a revision before this morning. The resulting scramble was Marx brothers like comedy with a bit of Shakespearian tragedy thrown in for... Posted Dec 07 2006, 01:32 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Chicago, Companies I Love, Funny Videos, Humor, Sports, Star Wars, Stupid Internet Shit, Television, Xmas

• Run Like The Internets - Out of Control Edition

  Urban survival tip: Do not confront graffiti taggers until you have ascertained that they are alone. If they are not alone, prepare to hightail your ass out of there pronto. Is it just me or does Studio 60 kind of.... suck? Moving Pictures Brought to... Posted Nov 21 2006, 01:38 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, BSG, Comics, Food, Funny Videos, Humor, Politics, Television

• The Internets Don't Wait In Line - Nerd Whoring Edition

  Opening banter goes here PS3 Launch Sony's latest console, the Playstation 3, launched today. Of course there were too many people trying to obtain too few units. Needless to say, chaos ensued. Word to the wise: Don't buy systems at launch. Games... Posted Nov 17 2006, 01:54 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Humor, Politics, PS3, Sony, Sports, Tech

• The Internets Know Only Love - Flushing the Tubes Edition

  I feel like a death biscuit. Stupid stomach virus. You go now! No post tomorrow or Wednesday. Two straight days of full day meetings. Should be fun given my current situation. Moving Pictures Simpsons Movie Trailer. Surprisingly not funny. Quicktime or... Posted Nov 13 2006, 01:12 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Games, Humor, Simpsons

• Internets is in Ur House Killin Ur Doodz - Crazy Eyes Edition

  Someone had to go and bring my mother into the discussion. This crazy lady looks like her? Doubtful. A Series of Tubes Here's a handy guide to all of The Tubes' aliases . Mix and Match. Apparently there's a Wikipedia like database that focuses... Posted Nov 09 2006, 01:43 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Food, Humor, Politics, Web 2.0

• The Internets is Entering a Political Minefield - T&A Edition

  So one of my neighbors (street, not building) had an open house last night. Complete with those moving sky spotlights and valet parking. The housing maket in my neighborhood must be sucktarded if that's what you've gotta do to move a townhouse... Posted Nov 03 2006, 01:24 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Humor, Politics, Science