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• The Internets Are Randomly Accessed - 184 Pin Edition

  As I write this the Cubs are attempting to snatch defeat from jaws of victory in this afternoon's opener against the Pirates. I do believe that they're trying to give everyone in the city an ulser. I bought the wrong RAM. What a pain in the ass... Posted Sep 21 2007, 03:29 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Baseball, Cubs, Hot Chicks, Military, Pink Box

• The Internets Just Don't Like You That Way - Snap Together Edition

  Hey, it's Wednesday. The funniest pranks are always a little bit cruel. In this case they're a lot cruel. Actually this prank is full on evil . (video) I found this twelve minute LCD Soundsystem B-Side while dicking around on Pitchfork. Hop a... Posted Sep 12 2007, 03:44 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Flash Games, Gears of War, Hacking, LCD Soundsystem, Legos, Military, Music, Pinball, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Holding - Bioshocker Edition

  I'm currently on hold with Tivo. Five minute wait time my ass. We're at 8 10 15 minutes and counting right now. Those bitches sure don't make it easy to cancel. The hold message just told me that if the Beatles were still around there would... Posted Sep 07 2007, 01:52 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bioshock, Food, Funny Videos, G.I. Joe, Military, Salon.com, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Depart Mental - Upcoming Hiatus Edition

  I am having a thoroughly uninteresting day. Attending the CHC v. MIL game later tonight. That should be interesting. Too bad I've got a 9am client meeting tomorrow. That could put a bit of a damper on things. For your safety, please avoid any wide... Posted Aug 28 2007, 04:29 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Audi RS4, Autos, Comcastards, Military, Police Blotter, Stupid Internet Shit, X-Files

• The Internets Vote Early and Often - Department of Edition

  I just realized that now all of the wedding hullabaloo and its assorted nonsense is over, my weekends are surprisingly free. As an example, here's everything I need to get done this weekend: {This space intentionally left blank} Don't get me wrong... Posted Aug 09 2007, 04:45 PM by Pedro with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Apple, Design Concepts, Funny Videos, Golf, Military, Movies, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Are Gonna Get Wet - The Cougher Edition

  Holy fuck is it raining outside. I sure am happy that I rode my bike in this morning. Khhaaaaaaan! Girl and I went to see the Bourne movie last night. I don't want to get too spoilerey here, but the begininng was kind of WTF? The Girl and I have been... Posted Aug 08 2007, 04:50 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, Military, Sports, Television, Vista

• The Internets Are All Up In My Grill - G4TV Edition

  Go Cubs . Thank you for validating all of my time on the couch. This month at least. Is anyone else as unexcited about Kerry Wood's return as I am? Going to the game on Saturday with The Girl and another couple. 2:55p start. Things could get ugly... Posted Aug 02 2007, 02:13 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Military, Movies, Politics, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets' Moments of Zen - Two In One Edition

  The Girl might get to go to Australia for work. I have to go to Bloomington and she gets to go to Sydney. There's no justice. I usually watch some old shows on DVD as my Late Night Zen before I go to bed. Helps mellow the brain after gaming for a... Posted Jul 31 2007, 03:47 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Food, Hot Chicks, Military, NSFW, Odd Sodas, Politics, Science, Strange Products, Television, Travel

• The Internets Are Robodosing - Class A Edition

  Friday afternoon and BOTI World HQ is a ghost town. I'd love nothing more than to pop open a couple of beers and watch the Cubs' game on the lobby TV. I like my career too much to do that though. Maybe I'll just go 'run an errand'... Posted Jul 20 2007, 02:54 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Apple, Bacon, Booze, Europe, Gadgets, Military, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Love Robots - Five Second Rule Edition

  Slow Monday here at BOTI world HQ. I just (accidentally) spend a half hour on the toilet with my Nintendo DS and came back to zero messages. That's... good? Sure when you turn eighteen you can buy porn and vote (but not drink), but I don't think... Posted May 14 2007, 03:33 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Food, Military

• The Internets Are Not Made of Thousands of Tiny Mirrors - Contest! Edition

  I ate McDonalds for lunch today. It was quite good but I don't know if I can live with the shame. The magical chemicals in their 'buffalo' sauce sure are tasty. The Girl is hanging out with people who are not me tonight. I can't decide... Posted Mar 23 2007, 02:43 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Flash, Food, Funny Videos, Lost, Military, Stupid Internet Shit, Television