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• The Internets Just Are - Ants In The Pants Edition

  ZOMG! I'm bored and want to go home. Yesterday was the official second birthday of BOTI. Send money. Drmorley is shopping for a fun, family car under $30k. Help him out in the comments. New or used. Stick only. BOTI favorite Friday Night Lights premiers... Posted Oct 05 2007, 03:45 PM by Pedro with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Comics, Design, drmorley.net hosting, Politics, Toy Cars

• The Internets Shred - CAG Edition

  I finally purchased Guitar Hero II last night (big ups to the Cheap Ass Gamer community and their knowledge of a Toys-R-Us Exploit ). I found myself in Bloomington, IL yesterday and on the way home we passed a TRU. I asked my car full of my coworkers... Posted Aug 17 2007, 03:23 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Craigslist, Cubs, Drunks, Movies, Politics, Superbad, Video Games

• The Internets Need A Red Cape - This! Is! Huron! Edition

  Moving from an apartment to a house is quite an experience. One, everything that goes wrong is on you an there's no Magic Condo Board to fix the problem (See my phones. That I actually fixed this weekend. By myself.). Two, there's a layer of security... Posted Aug 13 2007, 08:40 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bush Administration Idiocy, Flickr, Freaks & Geeks, Hot Chicks, Legos, Lollapalooza, My Shit Is Broke, Politics, Star Wars, Transformers

• The Internets Do Work In Advertising - Gots To Get Paid Edition

  I'm currently on a conference call where people are yelling at each other regarding music licensing. Awesome. Note that if you're not logged into the site you'll see some Google AdSense ads here and there. Click on them. But only if you're... Posted Aug 07 2007, 04:21 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Advertising, Bacon, Bush Administration Idiocy, Chicago, Flash, Flickr, Gadgets, Games, Google Adsense, Marketing, Movies, Politics

• The Internets Are Fucking Lazy - Long Lunch Edition

  I went to see the Simpsons Movie at lunch. If you're a fan that has incorporated quotes into your everyday speech patterns, then it's definitely a must see. If you're more of a causal fan then you might want to wait for the DVD. Minor Spoiler... Posted Aug 03 2007, 02:55 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bacon, Funny Videos, Politics, Simpsons, Sports

• The Internets Are All Up In My Grill - G4TV Edition

  Go Cubs . Thank you for validating all of my time on the couch. This month at least. Is anyone else as unexcited about Kerry Wood's return as I am? Going to the game on Saturday with The Girl and another couple. 2:55p start. Things could get ugly... Posted Aug 02 2007, 02:13 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Military, Movies, Politics, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets' Moments of Zen - Two In One Edition

  The Girl might get to go to Australia for work. I have to go to Bloomington and she gets to go to Sydney. There's no justice. I usually watch some old shows on DVD as my Late Night Zen before I go to bed. Helps mellow the brain after gaming for a... Posted Jul 31 2007, 03:47 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Food, Hot Chicks, Military, NSFW, Odd Sodas, Politics, Science, Strange Products, Television, Travel

• The Internets Need A SKU - Old MDW Edition

  The Philadelphia airport is the worst place in the world. It took The Girl 30 minutes to get breakfast from Burger King. It's dirty and reminds me of Old Midway. PHL, I hate you. Sunday weddings? What's the point. I managed to grab this screenshot... Posted Jul 30 2007, 03:47 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Art, Food, Politics, Television

• The Internets Are Bubbling - Easing In Edition

  My body's internal systems seem to be having an adverse reaction to the vastly inferior food of this North American continent. Without going into too much detail, let me just say that the effects of buffalo chicken tacos from Burrito Beach on a system... Posted Jul 18 2007, 03:32 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Cartoons, Companies I Hate, eBay, Europe, Politics

• The Internets Go Bye Bye - Pre Hiatus Edition

  Wedding planning is nearing a crescendo. I need some sleep. When checking one of my spam bait emails I noticed an interesting juxtaposition: From: Find a Fuck Friend Subject: Search Your Area From: CB2 Subject: Small Spaces, Small Prices Maybe I've... Posted Jun 27 2007, 12:35 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Apple, Cubs, Food, Kate Beckinsale, Politics, Xbox 360

• The Internets No Longer Need Cabbie - Russell vs. Ironside Edition

  Saturday night prompted me with quite the dilemma. After sending a tequila infused Girl off to bed, I sat down on the basement couch and flipped on the teevee. As usual I immediately scanned down to the HD channels. I don' t know why I do this as... Posted Jun 25 2007, 03:00 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Movies, Politics, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Need Some Speedbooster (TM) - Throttled Edition

  My DSL is eating shit again. It is with a heavy heart that I say that I think I might have to get.... Comcastic. This saddens me, but at least the speeds will be 3x what I was getting with my throttled DSL. I knew there was a reason why the previous owners... Posted Jun 08 2007, 02:42 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Craigslist, Games, NES, Politics, Sports, Star Wars

• The Internets Like To Rub It - Can the People On TV See Me Or Am I Just Paranoid Edition

  Over the past three days I have spent over two hours on the phone with DirecTV. I now hate them. Some background: At my previous residence basic DirecTV was provided as part of the buildng's monthly assessment. I paid a separate DTV bill for Tivo... Posted May 17 2007, 03:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Apple, Autos, Chicago, Companies I Hate, Hot Chicks, Politics, Sports, Television

• The Internets Prefer Thunderbird - Hot or Cold Edition

  Housing Saga Update XII The house that we just moved into has, according to the sell sheet, a 'temperature controlled wine room'. While this is a nice feature, the grand total of the bottles of wine I drank at home last year is one. And that's... Posted May 01 2007, 01:57 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Feet, Japan, Pets, Politics, Survivor, Xbox 360

• The Internets Are Something Awful - Mean Streets Edition

  Tuesday, 1p : Still no word... I did something kind of stupid last night. While driving to The Girl's house this asstard in a white A6 blew a right turn on red at Damen and almost hit me. Then, without a turn signal he slammed on his breaks to make... Posted Apr 10 2007, 01:28 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Funny Videos, Jimmy Kimmel, Music, Politics, Stupid Internet Shit, Things That Are Funny But Shouldn't Be, Travel