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• The Internets Are 9-2-5 - Freeride Edition

  I got a new ride yesterday . In a fit of jealously my other road bike's rear tire spontaneously went flat last night (true story). TV Tonight: Premiers of a bunch of dogshit . The sole exception being The CW's Reaper . Said to be the best new... Posted Sep 25 2007, 02:35 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bikes, Companies I Hate, Cubs, Fall TV Season, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Administer - Torrent Throttle Edition

  One of the downsides of working for a giant megacorp is that they tend to lock down the computers tighter than a fourteen year old gymnast's ass. It's virtually impossible to install anything worthwhile without Administrator access. This becomes... Posted Aug 23 2007, 03:54 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Design, Expensive Trinkets, Games, My Shit Is Broke, Sports, Stallone, Television

• The Internets Are Gonna Get Wet - The Cougher Edition

  Holy fuck is it raining outside. I sure am happy that I rode my bike in this morning. Khhaaaaaaan! Girl and I went to see the Bourne movie last night. I don't want to get too spoilerey here, but the begininng was kind of WTF? The Girl and I have been... Posted Aug 08 2007, 04:50 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Bacon, Military, Sports, Television, Vista

• The Internets Are Fucking Lazy - Long Lunch Edition

  I went to see the Simpsons Movie at lunch. If you're a fan that has incorporated quotes into your everyday speech patterns, then it's definitely a must see. If you're more of a causal fan then you might want to wait for the DVD. Minor Spoiler... Posted Aug 03 2007, 02:55 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Bacon, Funny Videos, Politics, Simpsons, Sports

• The Internets Have No Use For Your Delicious Spongecake - I Wouldn't Eat That Edition

  I'm flying from MDW -> PHL on Friday evening so I can be arm candy for The Girl at one of her work functions. Sunday I've got to wake up at 5am to catch a flight home so we can go to a wedding that afternoon. Woo. Sunday wedding. I can't... Posted Jul 25 2007, 03:01 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Funny Videos, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Need Some Speedbooster (TM) - Throttled Edition

  My DSL is eating shit again. It is with a heavy heart that I say that I think I might have to get.... Comcastic. This saddens me, but at least the speeds will be 3x what I was getting with my throttled DSL. I knew there was a reason why the previous owners... Posted Jun 08 2007, 02:42 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Craigslist, Games, NES, Politics, Sports, Star Wars

• The Internets Are Not of Fading Relevance - We Build Excitement Edition

  It's kinda hot outside. How To Destroy A Brand The Truth about cars has a fantastic series that describes, brand by brand, the ultimate downfall of GM. Did you know that the original brand vision for Cadillac was that of a rival to Bently or Rolls... Posted May 30 2007, 03:31 PM by Pedro with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Bacon, economics, Music, Sports

• The Internets Demand Satisfaction - HD DVR DOA Edition

  Regarding the other day's post: I already said I was a big puss. I finally got my DirecTV installed over the weekend. Funny to think that I was actually getting used to watching programs over the air. There's one problem though: The DirecTV HDDVR... Posted May 23 2007, 02:30 PM by Pedro with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Companies I Hate, Food, Hot Chicks, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Xbox 360

• The Internets Got Tagged - Gang Activity Edition

  REDACTED Link-O-Rama More than any other sport, baseball is all about stats. Batting average, on base percentage, slugging percentage, and on and on and on. What is Aramis Rameriz's batting average with loaded bases and a left hander during a home... Posted May 21 2007, 03:37 PM by Pedro with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Chicago, Firefox, Police Blotter, Science, Simpsons, Sports

• The Internets Like To Rub It - Can the People On TV See Me Or Am I Just Paranoid Edition

  Over the past three days I have spent over two hours on the phone with DirecTV. I now hate them. Some background: At my previous residence basic DirecTV was provided as part of the buildng's monthly assessment. I paid a separate DTV bill for Tivo... Posted May 17 2007, 03:19 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Apple, Autos, Chicago, Companies I Hate, Hot Chicks, Politics, Sports, Television

• The Internets Play Scratch Golf - Tickets! Tickets! Edition

  The Girl is on a business trip right now. It's rather ironic that the week we move in together is one of the weeks where we barely see one another. Played some golf yesterday. I suck. Sports The Nextel Cup circuit ran at Talladega yesterday. I mention... Posted Apr 30 2007, 01:57 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Chicago, Cubs, NASCAR, Sports, why i hate golf, Xbox 360

• The Internets Is A Con Artist - Good Kitty Edition

  I got my first Nigerian scam email last night. Yay! I'm finally scam worthy. Moving Pictures If user generated content is the future please just go ahead and shoot me now: So bad it's good homemade Batman movie When animals attack.... other animals... Posted Apr 26 2007, 02:32 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Funny Videos, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Internets Don't Feel So Hot - Rubber Nipple Edition

  Can anyone give me a good reason why I shouldn't buy this Sony SRXD TV ? Really. I need some advice here. Besides the part where I hate Sony. I'm letting that one slide this time. I have a headache. Across The Pond This looks like a pretty good... Posted Apr 25 2007, 01:49 PM by Pedro with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Autos, Companies I Hate, Sony, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit

• The Internets Have A Dirty Mind - Nebulous Programming Edition

  Stupid cold weather. What is this, Chicago in April? Oh. Nevermind then. Shhhh.... The internet seems to be sleeping today. Teevee I just realized that I never did comment on the season finale of Battlestar that aired a week or so ago. Here is my spoiler... Posted Apr 04 2007, 01:43 PM by Pedro with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: 24, BSG, Sports, Stupid Internet Shit, Television

• The Interents Are In The Public Interest - Completely Different Edition

  If the evil lords of Comcast decreed that you could could only watch one TV channel for the rest of your life, which one would you pick? Me? I'd have to go with one of the Chicago PBS affiliates, WTTW (or the local PBS affiliate in whatever metro... Posted Apr 03 2007, 01:44 PM by Pedro with | with no comments Filed under: Food, Sports, Television, Vista