Will this work?

What if we built a really big badger?

Of course it'll work...but will it BLEND?!?

 Pedro you should contact this French company and see if they'll build a smaller version for your feet.
 

French company?  They'll probably build it with 2 decks and it will will be too big to fit at a North American jetway.

 You might be right, but they have to have some way to accommodate the mutated 12 foot infants
 with superpowers that roam the countryside outside of Kiev.

Regardless, I'm sure it will look fantastique!